You might be a cop if

Law Enforcement Jobs and Employment

To place a police officer job on this site,
email tom@tomsavoca.com

• Home
• Police Officer Jobs
• Deputy Sheriff Jobs
• State Police Jobs
• Federal Law Enforcement
• Police Blog

Please Support The Following:

The National Law Enforcement Officers Memorial or nleomf.org

Will Always Remember Photos
Vote For #94
WillAlwaysRemember.org

Police Unity Tour 2010
Please make a donation by visiting our Firstgiving page: firstgiving.com/cstetkar

- Cherie, Hollywood, FL. PD

---

From My Police Department Blog:

Ford?s New Police Interceptor
In a recent AP news article Ford revealed its new Police Interceptor sedan Friday. The car, based on the Ford Taurus, will replace the Crown Victoria-based cruiser at the end of 2011. Unlike the Crown Victoria, which has a 250-horsepower V-8 engine, the new Police Interceptor will come with two V-6 options: a standard engine [...]

A POLICEMAN By The Late PAUL HARVEY


Will Always Remember Photo Tribute Campaign
Folks, need your help! Please participate in the National Law Enforcment Officers Memorial Fund “Will Always Remember Photo Tribute Campaign” . www.WillAlwaysRemember.org Sign up and vote for photo 94!!!! The picture is some of my high school students who would really appreciate your vote. Thanks and tell ALL your friends to vote! Kevin [...]

Police Videos

New York State Troopers Being Shot at

Drive By Shooting in LA, Filmed by the Bbad Guys!

Australia Police Pursuit

Guy with a knife, cops with guns...

DUI test - the old fall over before the test trick

Why it is so important to pat down everyone

You might be a cop if

• You have the bladder capacity of five people.
• You have ever restrained someone and it was not a sexual experience.
• You believe that 50% of people are a waste of good air.
• Your idea of a good time is an armed robbery and a car chase.

• You conduct a criminal record check on anyone who seems friendly towards you.
• Discussing dismemberment over a meal seems perfectly normal to you.
• You find humor in other people's stupidity.
• You believe in the aerial spraying of Prozac and birth control pills.
• You disbelieve 90% of what you hear and 75% of what you see.
• You have your weekends off planned for a year.
• You believe the government should require a permit to reproduce.
• You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says, "Boy, it sure is quiet tonight."

• A little "stick time" has nothing to do with baseball. (Can you say "TAZER"???)
• You refer to your favorite restaurant by the intersection at which its located.
• You have ever wanted to hold a seminar entitled: "Suicide...getting it right the first time."
• You have ever had to put the phone on hold before you begin laughing uncontrollably.
• You believe the Watch Sgt. is a shit magnet possessed by a demon.
• Your favorite hallucinogen is exhaustion.
• You think caffeine should be available in IV form.
• The person you're speaking with states, "That's not mine. I have no idea how that got there."
• You believe anyone who says, "I only had two beers" is going to blow more than a .15
• You find out a lot about paranoia just by following people around.
• People flag you down on the street and ask you directions to strange places.
• You can discuss where you are going to eat with your partner while standing over a dead body.

• You are the only person introduced at social gatherings by profession.
• You walk into places and people think it's high comedy to seize their buddy and shout, "They've come to get you, Bill."
• You do not see daylight from November until May.
• People shout, "I didn't do it!" when you walk into a room and think they're being hugely funny and original.
• You've ever started a sentence with the phrase "We had this awesome dead body earlier. You should have seen it."
• A week's worth of laundry consists of 5 T-shirts, 5 pairs of socks, and 5 pairs of underwear.
• You've ever referred to Thursday as "My Monday".
• You've ever written off guns and ammunition as a business deduction.
• Anyone has ever said, "There are people killing other people out there and you are here messing with me."

 

---

Partners:

Gary Jones Book:

• Badge 149 - 'Shots Fired!'

Raymond Null Books:

• The Midnight Murders
  
• The American Cop
  
• Manuscript of a Murder
  

---

News:

Woods will return to golf at Masters on April 8 - Forbes
For Tiger Woods, this figures to be a Masters like no other. Woods said Tuesday he will end more than four months of seclusion and play at Augusta National in three weeks, shielded by the most secure environment in golf as he competes for the first time since a sex scandal shattered his image. "The ...

With wife at side, Beckham on feet after surgery - Reading Eagle
TURKU, Finland - With his celebrity wife at his side, David Beckham was back on his feet and walking on crutches Tuesday after surgery to repair the torn Achilles' tendon that will sideline him for about six months. The 34-year-old former England captain "feels fine and is happy" as he recuperates ...

Toyota dismisses Prius report - Tulsa World
SAN DIEGO — Toyota dismissed the story of a man who claimed his Prius sped out of control on the California freeway, saying Monday that its own tests found the car's gas pedal and backup safety system were working just fine. The automaker stopped short of saying James Sikes had staged a hoax but ...

Red River expected to crest on Sunday - AZFamily
FARGO, N.D. (AP) — The flooding's not expected to be as bad this year, but communities along the Red River are ready just in case. Volunteers in North Dakota continue to fill sandbags, and contractors have built clay levees to protect homes from the fast-rising river's waters. At last count, well ...

Virgin America apologizes for LA-to-NY grounding - Vail Daily News
Virgin America has offered refunds to "Dancing With the Stars" judge Carrie Ann Inaba and other passengers who were stranded for hours on a grounded plane bound for New York from Los Angeles. Virgin America CEO David Cush sent an apology letter Tuesday to each passenger, promised refunds and ...